Your Chef Is Out of the Kitchen Until Black Friday

Thank you for your patience while I'm out of the kitchen.  Your chef has been summoned away from the Cyber-bistro to answer a complaint.  The customer is so ticked off he sent a team of lawyers after me.  I need to be out of the kitchen for a while so I can properly respond.  If you see smoke on Black Friday, don't worry – it's your chef preparing the next chapter.  It will be served promptly at 8:08 AM, Pacific Time, on November 29.  See you then.  While you're waiting to be served, you may want to click here and visit my personal blog.  There's a new message every day.